RFC 1216 INFORMATIONAL HUMOR · APRIL FOOLS · NETWORKING

Gigabit network economics and paradigm shifts

An April 1st joke that proposes ultra-low-speed networking as a response to gigabit hype.

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PUBLISHED
April 1991
AUTHORS
P. Richard, P. Kynikos
STREAM
INDEPENDENT
ULS OPERATING REGION
.01 uGbps
CLAIMED CIRCUIT COST
Less than $.03/month
CLAIMED FALL IN $/BIT AND $/MIP
99% per decade
CLAIMED FALL IN $/BPS
90% per decade
ALTERNATING BIT SEQUENCE NUMBER
1 bit
DOI
10.17487/RFC1216

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Network Working Group                                     Poorer Richard
Request for Comments: 1216                             Almanac Institute
                                                           Prof. Kynikos
                                                   Miskatonic University
                                                            1 April 1991


             Gigabit Network Economics and Paradigm Shifts

Status of this Memo

   This memo proposes a new standard paradigm for the Internet
   Activities Board (IAB) standardization track.  Distribution of this
   memo is unlimited.

1. Introduction

   The history of computer communication contains many examples of
   efforts to align the capabilities of processors to that of
   communication media.  Packet switching is the classic case of a
   careful tradeoff between the costs of memory, processing, and
   communications bandwidth.

   With all of the attention and publicity focused on gigabit networks,
   not much notice has been given to small and largely unfunded research
   efforts which are studying innovative approaches for dealing with
   technical issues within the constraints of economic science.  This
   memo defines one such paradigm.

2. Contemporary Network Economics

   Recent cost estimates predict a continuing decline in the cost for
   processing, memory, and communication.  One recent projection put the
   decline for $/bit and $/MIP at 99% per decade and put the decline for
   $/bps at 90% per decade.  Scalable parallel processor designs may
   accelerate the cost declines for CPU and memory, but no similar
   accelerated decline should be expected in the cost of communications.
   Such a decline would imply eventual declines in the cost of 56Kbps
   service used for voice, resulting in a negative rate of return for
   telecommunications carriers, an unlikely eventuality even if free-
   market forces are carried to their logical extreme.

   Increases in processing power create additional demand for
   communications bandwidth, but do nothing to pay for it.  While we
   will sell no paradigm before its time, the 9% difference,
   particularly after compounding is taken into account, will bankrupt
   the internet community unless a paradigm shift takes place.

3. The ULS Paradigm Shift

   The ULS paradigm shift breaks the downward spiral by concentrating on
   end-to-end datagrams and virtual circuit services operating in the
   .01 uGbps region, namely Ultra Low Speed networking.

   However,

   "The worlds best technological paradigm shifts are useless unless
   they (a) are economically viable, (b) have clear applicability, (c)
   are technically feasible."

           --Milton John in "Paradigms Lost"

3.1 Economic Viability

   Cost projections indicate that individual ULS circuits can be
   provided at a cost of <$.03/month due to the unusually high
   multiplexing that will be possible on Gbit links.  The 10 THz
   bandwidth of existing optical fibers will be able to support on the
   order of 1 TUser, handling population growth, and even internet
   growth, for some time.  Moreover, if $.03/month is a significant
   barrier to entry, substantial discounts appear to be economically
   feasible.

3.2 Clear Applicability

   A fundamental principle of networking is that network speed must
   match the application.  We have identified a number of critical
   applications that are matched to ULS technology.  Below we itemize a
   few of these, but we provide a brief description for only the first;
   the match for the others should be equally obvious.

   - Low priority facsimile: A large percentage of documents and letters
     are sent via facsimile not because they need sub-minute delivery,
     but because they carry signatures or graphics.  In these cases, a
     three-hour delivery (comparable to the value reliably achieved on
     many of today's packet-based email systems) is sufficient.  With
     proper compression, this delivery time can be achieved over a
     ULSnet.

   - Real time data (e.g., tracking glaciers)

   - US postal service

   - Contracting for research

   To be truly viable, ULS networking must scale, and indeed it does.

   With some effort, we envision extending the technology to the
   extremely-low-speed regime.  Applications that scale from the ULS
   applications above are:

   - Real time data (e.g., gravity wave detectors)
   - Italian postal service
   - Congressional budget process

3.3 Technical Feasibility

   The hardware issues are well in hand.  The remaining issues are
   protocol related.  To examine them, we must extrapolate backward from
   some well known networking principles.

   "Gigabit networks require new protocols."

   The clear inference here is that ULS will require old protocols, so
   as we recede into the future, we should expect the following:

   ULS will require minimal development.  Although we may need research
   in storage technology to recover the software from old media such as
   decayed magnetic dump tapes, paper tape, and partially recycled card
   decks, this effort will be more than offset by the savings.

   ULS protocols will be well documented, amenable to verification, and
   suitable for MSI implementation in Silicon, or even Germanium or
   relays.  In particular, the alternating bit protocol [1] is a leading
   contender.

   "Bad news travel fast."

   Therefore, ULS gives preferential treatment to good news.  While this
   will delay the delivery of bills, notices from timeshare
   condominiums, and contest announcements, it will also produce
   immediate productivity gains on several mailing lists.

3.4 Problems Requiring Work

   ULS is not without problems.

   Some other well-known protocol suites are well ahead of ULS in
   exploring the desired performance operating point.  We note our
   concern about the dearth of domestic (U.S.-based) research and
   development in this important area.  This is particularly disturbing
   in light of the level of work now underway in other countries.

   Efficiency is a problem:

   - All ULS protocols incorporate slow-start.

   - Lower data rates mean fewer errors.

   - Whereas modern protocols use 32 bit sequence numbers,
     acknowledgment fields, etc., ULS headers can be quite small (1 bit
     sequence numbers for the alternating-bit protocol).  Thus the
     header/data ratio shrinks.

   The net result is "creeping efficiency" which tends to push us away
   from the proper ULS operating point.  While we have no definitive
   solution, there are several promising palliatives:

   - Forward Error Insertion (FEI)

   - Negative window scaling factors

   - New protocol layers

   - Multiple presentation layers

4. Conclusions

   The road to Ultra Low Speed (ULS) technology is long, slow, and easy.

REFERENCES and BIBLIOGRAPHY

   [1] Lynch, W. "Reliable full-duplex file transmission over half-
       duplex telephone lines", CACM, pp. 407-410, June 1968.

Security Considerations

       Security issues are not discussed in this memo.

Authors' Addresses

       Dr. Poorer Richard
       Almanac Institute
       Center against Misoneoism
       Campo Imperatore, Italy
       EMail:  none


       Prof. Kynikos
       Miskatonic University
       Arkham, MA.
       Email: Kynikos@Cthulu.Miskatonic.EDU

ISO Plain Language

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PROBLEMAs an April 1st joke, the memo claims that processing and memory costs are falling faster than communication costs, threatening the Internet community with financial ruin.
MECHANISMIt proposes Ultra Low Speed (ULS) networking at .01 uGbps, using old protocols such as the alternating bit protocol and favoring good news.
THE JOKEThis is an April 1st satire of gigabit-network enthusiasm and paradigm-shift arguments, not a real networking proposal.

§1A Joke Written as a Serious Proposal

RFC 1216 is dated 1 April 1991. It presents itself as a proposal for a new Internet Activities Board standardization paradigm, but the memo's premise and examples make it an April 1st joke document. Its authors are named Poorer Richard and Prof. Kynikos.

The joke targets attention to gigabit networks and the formal language used to announce a new technical paradigm. The memo says it will describe an approach that addresses technical issues within the constraints of economic science.

This is an April 1st joke presented in the style of a serious standards proposal. It pokes fun at excitement about faster networks and grand claims of a new paradigm.

§2The Memo's Economic Argument

The memo cites a projection that costs per bit and per MIP will fall 99% per decade, while cost per bps will fall 90% per decade. It argues that this difference will compound and bankrupt the Internet community unless a paradigm shift occurs. It also claims that greater processing power creates demand for communication bandwidth but does not pay for it.

This argument sets up the joke's proposed solution: instead of making networks faster, make them extremely slow. The dramatic economic conclusion is part of the memo's satire.

The memo claims that computer processing will get cheaper faster than communication. Its comic solution is to slow networks down instead of trying to make them faster.

§3Ultra Low Speed Networking

The proposed ULS paradigm focuses on end-to-end datagrams and virtual-circuit services operating in the .01 uGbps region. The memo claims individual circuits could cost less than $.03 per month, and lists uses such as low-priority facsimile with three-hour delivery, glacier tracking, the US postal service, and research contracting. It then names still slower applications, including gravity-wave detectors, the Italian postal service, and the Congressional budget process.

For its technical basis, the memo reasons that gigabit networks need new protocols, so ULS should use old ones. It names the alternating bit protocol, with 1-bit sequence numbers, as a leading contender. A pun on “bad news travel fast” leads to the claim that ULS gives good news priority.

The proposal's network is intentionally very slow and cheap. The memo jokes that it suits delayed messages and that it should deliver good news before bad news.

§3.4Efficiency as a Problem

The memo says efficiency threatens the chosen ULS operating point. It lists slow-start, fewer errors at lower data rates, and smaller headers, including a 1-bit sequence number in the alternating bit protocol. It calls the resulting improvement “creeping efficiency,” which would move ULS away from its intended slowness.

Its suggested remedies include Forward Error Insertion, negative window scaling factors, new protocol layers, and multiple presentation layers. The conclusion says the road to Ultra Low Speed technology is “long, slow, and easy.” The security section says security issues are not discussed.

The joke treats better efficiency as a threat because it could make the network too fast. Its proposed fixes are deliberately absurd, and the memo does not discuss security.

§5References

[1]Lynch, W., "Reliable full-duplex file transmission over half-duplex telephone lines", CACM, pp. 407-410, June 1968.